Horrible Horoscopes

Features Horrible Horoscopes

These short predictions for your day are sometimes thoughtful and sometimes thought-provoking.
But most of the time, they are simply funny jokes.In our ever-growing database, most of the spoof horoscopes are based on real horoscopes that we have found online, to which we have added a little twist.We take no responsibility for the predictive value of these horoscopes.
Any similarity to real events that may befall you is purely coincidental.